This one has a funny design. But it’s still not weird or tacky. A little childish maybe. But you’re allowed to have some fun. But don’t let your mom take a closer look or she’ll discover what the animal balloons are doing.
If you love pizza so much, you can show it by wearing this pair. And it’s pepperoni of course. Because everybody loves pepperoni right? Will your girl take a bite? Well, maybe you would have to deliver first. Then maybe she’ll have two slices.
Kids love gummy bears. But maybe you should keep this away from them. Because if you look closely, the bears are doing something naughty. But if your girl loves gummy bears, then this is something that she’ll surely appreciate. And if you run out of ideas in the bedroom, you only need to look at the bears.
You really can’t claim to be a true patriot if you don’t have this pair. The position of the eagle’s beak is just perfect. You’ll surely be filled with national pride when you wear this. How would your girl react to it though? Maybe she’ll give you a snappy salute.
The hotdog reference is an old one. But you can never go wrong with a classic right? Yes, it’s cheesy (pun intended). But no one will ever blame you for not having a sense of humor if you’re wearing this.
You can’t wear goofy underwear all the time, right? And this is safe enough to wear on a first date. You may not see James Bond wearing this. But you’re not an international spy so it’s perfectly alright for you to wear this.